Duct tape fixes everything

We had to get to school a little earlier this morning so he could eat breakfast. The reason? He woke up at 7:19! Here's how the conversation went:

Mimi: 7:19! Wow -- you didn't have time for anything except getting dressed!
Aiden: Yes, getting dressed and brushing my teeth. I haven't brushed them in five days (an exaggeration on his part, but he's five so ...).
M: Well, if you don't brush your teeth, they're going to fall out.
A: No, they're stuck in there really good. First I put glue, and then I put duct tape. Duct tape fixes everything and keeps it from falling apart forever.
M: Okay then, why didn't they use duct tape when you broke your arm?
A: It doesn't work that way.

And now you know.